These days, there are plenty of ways to deal with your physical insecurities. Therapy. Drugs. Surgery. But who can afford to pay for all these miraculous cures? Not you, 20/30-something woman who can't get a raise because her boobs are too small, her butt is too flat, or, or, or. For you, there is only on solution: FREE IMPLANTS!
A website, started by (shocking gasp) two high school buddies, offers men the chance to buy strange women boobs for the low price of just $1.20 per donation. It's all so easy: you need boobs, you create a profile, post some illicit photos (like the one seen here), make some horrific promises to perverts on the internet who donate money towards your surgery, and poof - BOOBS! According to its founders, myfreeimplants.com "gives women the chance to work their way towards achieving their goals, and with enough participation, soon enjoy the benefits of a new body!"
But nothing in life is free. In this case though, you only pay in self-respect. Which, will soon be of no use to you anyway, because who needs dignity when you have double Ds?