The mysteries of viral

I am consistently amazed by the subpar videos that often land on the Top 10 viral chart. I always hope they're getting so many views due to their sheer inanity, then again I don't have that much faith in Americans.

Here's one that most definitely should have not been on the Top 10 chart (it's now off, thankfully). I hope I don't have to explain why:

 

And one that should be viral. Immediately. Now.